The Benefits of Being Organized

Author: Scyess

Date: September 17, 2007

by Scyess
9-17-07
Hi there! I'm calling about your personal ad. You sound wonderful!
Thank ya, li'l lady! I'm pretty happy to find a woman who likes skull-fucking babies to death.
Wait... WHAT?
Er... I mean who likes romantic vacations to the Carribian.
**click**
I gotta remember to ask which ad they're answering.