Also Try the Breath Mints

Author: Scyess

Date: September 28, 2007

by Scyess
9-28-07
The secret of eternal youth and beauty can be yours! Just chew Dr. Jon's Rhinocerous Dung Balls three times a day!
Can you believe that? People will do anything if they think it will make them look good.
Damn straight. That's why I came up with the idea.
YOU'RE Dr. Jon? Where the hell are you going to get that much rhinocerous dung?
Let's just say that everyone in this house is on a high fiber diet for a while.