Introductions

Author: Scyess

Date: October 12, 2007

by Scyess
10-12-07
Nice to meet you, Jon. I'm Gay Gobbler.
Wow. At least you're not in the closet.
I'm not. In fact, I'm not even gay. It's short for "Gaylord Gobefriedel."
Er, do you find a lot of confusion when you introduce yourself as "Gay Gobbler"?
It's better than when I was growing up. Then I went by my first name, "Pleaseshitonmyface."
I'm guessing you weren't a planned pregnancy.