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| Nice to meet you, Jon. I'm Gay Gobbler. | |
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| Wow. At least you're not in the closet. | |
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| I'm not. In fact, I'm not even gay. It's short for "Gaylord Gobefriedel." | |
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| Er, do you find a lot of confusion when you introduce yourself as "Gay Gobbler"? | |
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| It's better than when I was growing up. Then I went by my first name, "Pleaseshitonmyface." | |
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| I'm guessing you weren't a planned pregnancy. | |
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