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| So now the Christmas BS really starts just before the beginning of October, and ramps steadly up to the end of November when it starts full-bore. | |
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| If you distribute the Christmasness evenly, that's two full months worth of Christmas, which is roughly 60 days a year or 16.5% of your life. | |
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| So Christmas, really, for all the hype, is actually 2.2% less special than, say, Saturdays, which are 14.3% of your life. | |
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| A simple "I didn't get you anything" would've sufficed. | |
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