Dick Futures

Author: Scyess

Date: December 20, 2007

by Scyess
12-20-07
Jon! It's me! I'm you, from the future! I've come to warn you that if you don't stop masturbating all the time, our dick will fall off!
In the future, do we have any need for a dick if we don't masturbate?
Looks like I wasted a trip.
Since you're me, it wouldn't be gay to ask you to come in and wank me off, would it?