FTC 125: Unsightly

Author: Scyess

Date: January 25, 2008

by Scyess
1-25-08
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night.
Well, call me nuts, but...
It looked a lot like my favorite episode of Hee-Haw. In stereophonic sound 'n' everything!
You've been eating those mushrooms that grow on horse manure, haven't you?
It was that one where Gunilla pretended to be a mule and Roy boned her anyway.