Cell Phone Psychosis

Author: Scyess

Date: January 29, 2008

by Scyess
1-29-08
So then I told him, "Leroy, you'd better have that removed because I'm not cleaning up this kind of mess again!" And then...
DO YOU KNOW HOW DISCONCERTING IT IS TO OTHERS WHEN YOU TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE IN A TOILET STALL?!??!
Excuse me. Would you mind not shouting during my psychotic hallucinations? It really ruins the mood, you know.
The birds! The birds were flying up my nose and into my brain!
Well, at least he wasn't on a cell phone.