Spooge of People Who Will Never Be President

Author: Scyess

Date: February 13, 2008

by Scyess
2-13-08
Jim! I'm surprised to see you out of jail! Didn't they have pretty strong genetic evidence against you at your latest statutory rape trial?
Genetic evidence, yes; against me, no. The spooge on the condom turned out to be... Mike Huckabee's!!!
If I ever need to plan a crime, I'm definitely calling you.
If you think that was brilliant, wait 'til you hear how I ended up with Mike Huckabee's spooge in the first place.