Safety First

Author: Scyess

Date: February 17, 2008

by Scyess
2-17-08
I asked you over here, brother, so we could travel the path to spiritual enlightenment together.
Yes, Earl, but why are we in an office?
It seemed like a quiet place where we could be alone.
But, my son. We're not supposed to be here. Do you think it's safe?
Oh, perfectly. Jim and I disemboweled all the employees and hanged them with their own intestines.
All right. As long as it's safe.