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| I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. | |
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| That's nothing! I watched motocross on cable, and this guy lost control and almost hit the railing! | |
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| You live with your mother, don't you? | |
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| Yes, but she was out of town this weekend. I don't know where she was but she came home with a strap-on and a kidney. | |
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