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| I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. | |
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"Attention all employees. If anyone lost a kidney in the parking lot, please come to the front desk and describe it to claim it."
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| Oh. I guess I should go check. | |
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| While you're up there, see if anyone who was in your ass can describe that condom. | |
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