Several American Ways

Author: Scyess

Date: April 9, 2008

by Scyess
4-09-08
Torture you all me want, American! This body feels pain, but it is only a dwelling place for my soul, which you cannot touch.
Well, actually...
Your soul moved out three weeks ago into my brand new, fully-furnished, high-rise apartment complex.
Sorry, man. The terms were really good. You can keep the security deposit.
I knew that no pets policy was going to bite me in the ass someday.
Now let's get back to business. Tell me where you hid my Scrabble board, or else.