Semi-Retirement

Author: Scyess

Date: August 18, 2008

by Scyess
8-18-08
You know those glow-in-the-dark basketballs we shipped last month?
Yeah.
Well, they get so hot that they've been burning kids. We need to do a complete recall.
Shit. That'll cost us millions. I'll get Al Gore on it.
Care to donate some money to help combat glow-ball warming?
Sure!