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| I've always wondered... why don't ducks' feet get cold in the water? | |
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| Our feet have a "countercurrent" blood flow that keeps them at a constant temperature. But ask why our penises don't get cold. | |
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| BECAUSE THEY'RE IN YOUR MOM! HAHAHAHA*quack* | |
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| Ask me why ducks don't get invited to parties very often. | |
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| Oh, that's easy. Because they're busy fucking your mom, right? | |
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