Jon tries again

Author: Scyess

Date: February 23, 2001

by Scyess
2-23-01
Um, well, excuse me... I saw you in the park the other day and... I was wondering... well --
Back off, creep! I have 5 black belts in 12 different martial arts! I'm a lethal weapon! I'll break you in half! HIYA!
Break me in half? Ha! I'd like to see you try!
Bring it on! HIYA! They'll have to use dental records to identify your body! HIYA! HIYA!
Oh, well. As long as I've struck out I might as well enjoy the free glimpses of her underwear.
HIYA! What's the matter? Scared? HIYA! Come on, bucko! HIYA!