Jon Talks with Tataki's Father

Author: Scyess

Date: February 24, 2001

by Scyess
2-24-01
So, umm, sir... What do you do for a living?
I'm retired.
I used to be an information extractor for the Viet Kong, but I collected so many gold teeth and fingers with jeweled rings I was able to retire early.
I see...
Now I devote all my time to my hobby: thinking of new things to do to the testicles of people who want to date my daughter.