Jon's Job

Author: Scyess

Date: February 24, 2001

by Scyess
2-24-01
So, Jon-boy! What do you do for a living?
Oh, this and that. Right now I'm trying to copyright the use of the term "John" meaning toilet so I can collect royalties.
And you're here because you want to date my daughter?
Yes, sir.
Where are my manners? Have a seat, boy!
Thank you, sir... but I noticed all your chairs have 5" spikes on the seats... except that one made of live wolverines.