Stage 1: Complete

Author: Scyess

Date: February 25, 2001

by Scyess
2-25-01
Tell ya what, Jon-boy. I like you. Let me take you to meet Tataki's mom. Follow me, boy.
You LIKE me?
Sure! You're dumb, worthless, and slovenly; your whole existence is like some sort of trite parody of human pathos. But I won't hold that against you.
You like ME? Even though you've talked to me?
Of course, I'm a KITTEN compared to the Mrs. She'll rip out your intestines and hang you with them. "Hell hath no fury...!" (ho ho)
Gee... your house is a lot more spacious than it looks from the outside.