Leaving the House

Author: Scyess

Date: January 30, 2002

by Scyess
1-30-02
SWM, 28, 5'7" into music and cows, seeks pretty red-haired girl in white t-shirt standing right in front of him.
What?
Um, well... I never know what to say as an opening line, so I thought I'd just do it like a personals ad. So, You think you wanna go out sometime, or what?
I think you're lucky napalm isn't street-legal.
I think you're right. But since it's not, I'll pick you up at 8:00.