The Verdict

Author: Scyess

Date: February 25, 2001

by Scyess
2-25-01
So, Dad, what do you think of Jon?
I let him live. I've also decided he can date you as long as he doesn't come within 27 feet of you and you pretend not to know each other.
YES!
Don't get too excited yet, schmuck-o. You still have to meet Mom. She'll rip out your intestines and hang you with them.
That's the same metaphor your father used to describe her.
Metaphor? What do you mean? Anyway, her cage is this way. Come on!