Takaki no Okaasan

Author: Scyess

Date: February 25, 2001

by Scyess
2-25-01
This is my mom. She secretes flesh-disintegrating acid from her facial tenticles. Mom, this is Jon.
*snarl* *gurgle* *spit* J-O-N!! *drool* *growl* *smack*
... uh... Jon?
Hi, there, Samantha. Long time no see.
You two KNOW each other??
What? You think you're the first girl to try to pass off a demonic sub-creature as her mother just to get me to go away?