Captain Extant

Author: Scyess

Date: February 12, 2002

by Scyess
2-12-02
Uuhhhh... I don't want to be rude or anything, but if you don't get away from my house right bloody now I'm going to be forced to rip out your larnyx.
So you think! But little do you know I am not just any skinny college student, I am actually...
CAPTIAN EXTANT! With my huge muscles and incomprehensable chest symbol, I will remain on your porch FOREVER!!!
Um, is the cape-and-tights deal supposed to impress me?
Not necessarily, but the fact my just one of my biceps is larger than your entire head should discourage any foolish attempts to stop me from singing Brittney Spears' music.