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| Uuhhhh... I don't want to be rude or anything, but if you don't get away from my house right bloody now I'm going to be forced to rip out your larnyx. | |
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| So you think! But little do you know I am not just any skinny college student, I am actually... | |
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| CAPTIAN EXTANT! With my huge muscles and incomprehensable chest symbol, I will remain on your porch FOREVER!!! | |
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| Um, is the cape-and-tights deal supposed to impress me? | |
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| Not necessarily, but the fact my just one of my biceps is larger than your entire head should discourage any foolish attempts to stop me from singing Brittney Spears' music. | |
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