Commercials

Author: Scyess

Date: February 14, 2002

by Scyess
2-14-02
"Hey, buddy. Can I get a ride? I'll give you a buck." "Aw c'mon. What can I get for $1?
"...oh, and by the way, if you mention a 10-10 phone number I'm going to ram this bag of half-starved badgers up your ass."
This is actually kind of refreshing.
"Uh, I think I'll walk." "Damn right you will, fuck-o."