The Boot

Author: Scyess

Date: February 26, 2001

by Scyess
2-26-01
}}} depression... {{{
Okay, Jon. It's time to snap out of your blue funk. You're even depressing ME!
But I don't know what to do. My love life is a complete failure.
Maybe you should hang out with one of your ugly chick friends and commiserate?
The only "chick" I know has enormous bat wings and a squid for a head.
It doesn't get any uglier than that! Anyway, just get out; I've got a hot date tonight and I want things to look nice.