Jon and Samantha

Author: Scyess

Date: February 26, 2001

by Scyess
2-26-01
Oh, well. Why the hell not?
Speakerphone.
*slobber* *grunt* Hello? *drool*
Hello, Samantha? This is Jon. You know, the guy women keep hiring you to devour painfully. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a drink or something tonight.
You'll just have to imagine the black line in the middle that separates characters on the phone, folks.
I'd love to, Jon, *growl* but my corrosive saliva keeps disolving the glasses. *pant* *slurp*
It's cool. We'll do shots.