Samantha's Fine Timing

Author: Scyess

Date: February 26, 2001

by Scyess
2-26-01
Actually, Jim, I'm here meeting someone. She'll be here any minute now.
You mean, Jon, you're meeting a girl? Like a date? Haw haw haw haw that's rich! What is she, ugly stupid or somethin'?
Actually, Jim, she has many fine qualities.
"Fine qualities," Jon? Haw haw haw! She must be REALLY awful! Haw haw... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Like punctuality, for instance.
Right on time again! *drool* *sputter* You're buying the first round, right, Jon? *grunt*