Foreshadowing

Author: Scyess

Date: March 15, 2002

by Scyess
3-15-02
Jon applies for a job at the women's prison.
What are your qualifications to be a towel boy?
Well, I can stand up. What's more, I can hold towels at the same time. Steam has no affect on me.
Okay. Do you know any personal injury lawyers?
No! I hate personal injury lawyers.
Great. Do you own your own protective cup?
Uuhhh... these aren't quite the questions I expected...