A Bit of History

Author: Scyess

Date: February 27, 2001

by Scyess
2-27-01
Honestly, Samantha... do you think I'd be more attractive to women if I had some plastic surgery?
NO.
Trust me, Jon. You don't want to go there.
10 years earlier, at Zlachmud's $10 Rhinoplasty Emporium Warehouse World
So I was thinking I'd like something done with my nose. Not much, mind you, but maybe just a little nip off the end...
ACH! Zamantha! I am zie artizt! You do not tell me vhat to do! I vill make you vace gloriouz. Yes, GLORIOUZ!