CC 111: 3,158 Too Many

Author: Scyess

Date: April 2, 2002

by Scyess
4-02-02
In a world where where hyper-intellegent insects control demons from the lowest pits of hell...
grrr....
There they are, Alerapakriphthlon! Summon the hordes of undead warriors!
...only one being can stop them, using only his shape-shifting ability, x-ray eyes, dementional shift, time-stopping ability, and telekenetic powers.
Quickly! To my sleek-looking but physically impossible X-Model space plane!
We will go with you anywhere, even if it means enduring multi-colored explosions!
This summer, don't miss... $400M Spent on CG Special Effects and No One Bothered to Write a Plot, Part MMMCLVIII
How many of these damned movies can Hollywood churn out?
Notice how my fur flows in the breeze? Bloody amazing!