CC 112: IPC

Author: Scyess

Date: April 8, 2002

by Scyess
4-08-02
Don't worry, Indstructable Paper Clip! We won't have to stay in Dr. Pudding's prison much longer! Just fly out through that window and save us!
Fly?
You can't fly?
Christ, here we go again. I am the INDESTRUCTABLE PAPER CLIP. I can't fly. I don't have super vision, or sense, or speed, or weapons. I don't have legs, so I can't walk. I AM A GODDAMNED PAPER CLIP!
If I ever get out of here, the Sidekick Assignment Bureau is going to get one nasty letter.
You can't even bend me into a lockpick, because I'm the Indestructable Paper Clip.