Truth at the Chinese Restaraunt

Author: Scyess

Date: April 18, 2002

by Scyess
4-18-02
_-_-_-_-_-_TRANSLATION_-_-_-_-_-_ Waitress: "I can't believe you can eat this crap." Jon: "Actually, it's so awful I can't even tell what it's supposed to be."
How's your food?
Oh, very good. What's in it?
_-_-_-_-_-_TRANSLATION_-_-_-_-_-_ Waitress: "Salt, soy sauce, MSG, salt, yellow #5, MSG, and salt. And a dead cat we found yesterday." Jon: "I wonder where I can find a stomach pump."
Secret spices. And chicken.
Well, it's quite a satisfying meal.
_-_-_-_-_-_TRANSLATION_-_-_-_-_-_ Waitress: "Next time, stay out of our restaraunt, whitey!" Jon: "You'll get a tip when elephants learn to tap-dance."
So glad you like it. Have a nice day!
Thanks! Check please.