Pathos of the Month

Author: Scyess

Date: April 28, 2002

by Scyess
4-28-02
This is great. I've signed up with every monthly delivery club there is. Cactus of the Month, Velvet Art of the Month, Sawdust of the Month...
... I'm guarenteed a new delivery every day! My life has become a veritable whirlwind of self-perceived excitment!
That also explains why that Inventory Control Consultant keeps showing up here every morning.
Sir! Sorry to interrupt, but the Toast of the Month has arrived, and my records show we don't get the Jam of the Month until Thursday!
Quick, Bob! Check our supply of Artificially-Flavored Butter-like Spread of the Month! And do we have the Vacuum Seal Baggie of the Month yet?