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| I have noticed that women like men who come to their rescue. So I put an ad in the phonebook that reads, "Will Help Women. No Charge." | |
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| That sounds like your first call now. | |
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| Hello! You sound single and female! How may I help you? | |
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| Hello? Is this Jon? I am in urgent need! Please come right away! | |
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| ...so my return flight is in a week. I'm sure we can find her contact lens by then. | |
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| If you bring me a nice souvenier maybe I'll do you the favor of explaining all about something we like to call "personals ads." | |
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