Don't Ask the Servants of Hell for Favors

Author: Scyess

Date: May 3, 2002

by Scyess
5-03-02
** KNOCK KNOCK **
C'mon, Samantha! As long as we've known each other... could you at least ONCE use your powers to find me a cute girl?
Granted. *drool* She's waiting *growl* at the front door.
Hi!
Jon, you sexy thing! Take me!
Uuhhh... No offense, but I was kinda hoping for something with orifices...
That's okay. It actually worries me that that's your only objection.