Reaper

Author: Scyess

Date: May 18, 2002

by Scyess
5-18-02
An unpleasant surprise awaits as Jon answers the door...
Oh my god... no! It's not true! I'm too young! Not me! I'll do anything! Help me! HELP!
What the...? Okay, buddy. I'm HERE to help. Where's the corn?
Uh... the what??
The corn. You know, the harvest? What do you think I'm lugging around this enormous sickle for? Now, where's it at? I'm paid by the hour.
Um... we don't have any corn.
Really? That sucks. Oh, well; just so I don't waste a trip, I guess I might as well rip your soul from your body and escort it to Hades.