Pick-Up Lines from Hell

Author: Scyess

Date: May 18, 2002

by Scyess
5-18-02
Hi there!
Uh... hi.
Are you in the mood for some hot anal sex?
Um... that's very tempting, but since your ass is literally on fire, my genitals would probably melt off.
C'mon! I heard you were a REAL man! Guess I heard wrong. Let's go! Stick it in my butt! Show me what you got! Slut! Ho!
I wonder which is going to be worse... being forced to have sex with a giant cigarette, or explaining the burns to the paramedics.