Aha!

Author: Scyess

Date: May 19, 2002

by Scyess
5-19-02
At last! Samantha! It's so nice to see a friendly face!! I think I was sent here by mistake and sexually abused by a talking cigarette!
*growl* Hi, there, Jon. Welcome to *smack* Hades.
...or, rather, the face of a friend, if not a particuarly "friendly face." hehe
In case *slurp* you wonder why you're here, *grunt* it's because you haven't *snarl* paid me back that $5 you *drool* borrowed two weeks ago.
You mean YOU broght me here? And if I just give you the $5 I can leave?
Well, *snort* that WAS the case before someone forgot that I can read thoughts. *gurgle*