Random Comic! Holiday Cheers

Author: Scyess

Date: May 22, 2002

by Scyess
5-22-02
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Tonight I will...
Stop right there, buddy. I'm Jewish.
Uh... then, er... I AM THE SPIRIT OF CHANNUKA PAST!
Sorry, but Channuka is one of our least significant holidays. The only reason anyone cares about it is that it comes around Christmas time.
Umm... I am the hallucination caused by drinking Everclear straight from the bottle!
Well, all right then.