Boring People

Author: Scyess

Date: May 28, 2002

by Scyess
5-28-02
...so then I said, "No way!" and he said, "No, really!" So I said, "Really?" And he said "Yeah!" So I said "No way!" and he said, "You just said that"...
...so I said, "So?" and he goes, "What do you mean 'so'?" So I say, "Just what I said: 'so.'" And he says, "So what?" And I say, "Exactly..."
Okay! Shut up! I can't take it anymore! Do you think I care? I'm a ROCK! Why are standing in the middle of nowhere talking to a ROCK?
Well, I figured I could finish this story for once if I told it to an inanimate object...
Well, you were wrong. I've been a rock for 200 million years, and I've never been this bored. I'd kick your ass if it didn't take 3 million years of geothermal pressure for me to get over there.