Friendly Competition

Author: Scyess

Date: May 29, 2002

by Scyess
5-29-02
Hey, Jon, ever hear of the game called "silence?" It's when the opponents see who can go longest without talking or moving. Want to play?
Uh, sure, I guess.
Great. Your opponent will be a stand-up cardboard horse. The winner gets to have dinner with me. I'll see you later...
Wha-- um, wait a second...
By this point I have to ask myself whether I really want to have dinner with her anymore, or would I rather make her have to date a cardboard horse...