Crunch

Author: Scyess

Date: May 30, 2002

by Scyess
5-30-02
I'm really stiff today, Cowdjinn. Would you mind walking on my back?
Um... sure...
**CRUNCH** AAAAIIIEEEE!!!!
Did someone forget that cattle weigh several hundred pounds?
You could've at least warned me about the stiletto heels.