Fuck the Scottish ]I[

Author: Scyess

Date: May 31, 2002

by Scyess
5-31-02
...and the increase in the number of Scotsman wandering about has caused general unease in the population.
Although they're not doing anything unseemly, the public is wary. "What have they got under those skirts, I wonder!" lamented one bystander today.
Hhmmmm... an unfamilar group has come into town and isn't doing anything wrong. Who can we turn to to drive them out for no justifyable reason? Unless...
KKK HQ -- England, Arkansas
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