CC 122: The Truth Behind Stripcreator

Author: Scyess

Date: June 4, 2002

by Scyess
6-04-02
Officer Donut, give me a report on crime in the area.
Yes sir, Lt. Jass. At 0900 hours Brad, the guy who runs that comic web site, was kidnapped again.
Anything else?
Only one thing. Melba Lunchtoast, a 73-year-old widdow, reported her kitten is stuck in a tree.
Put every man you've got on that kitten, Donut! Except for Johnson. Send him over to beat the Stripcreator server box with a tire-iron.
Yes, sir. As usual.