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| I hold in my hand the key to all of mankind's destruction. With a touch of one button, I can render him mindless, speechless, and powerless. | |
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| With the mere flick of my thumb, I can induce severe ADD-like symptoms in any human. This devices can reduce the once-proud human intellect to ashes! Observe. *click* | |
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| Hey, the TV turned on! How did it... Ooo... Jerry Springer! | |
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| *click* ..."Why you little... *BEEP* I'm gonna *BEEP* your *BEEEEEEEEEP*" | |
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