I Almost Had a Joke Here. Oh, Well.

Author: Scyess

Date: June 5, 2002

by Scyess
6-05-02
"Formication" is a funny word. There has to be some way to make a joke out of "formication."
Let me know if you think of anything. I'll be watching TV in the den while your brain overheats.
hhmm... formication... formication... wha- OH SHIT!!
Yes, Jon! It is I! You've flushed me down the toilet for the last time! I will now slowly gnaw your legs off from the toes up!
"Help! Cowdjinn! The bug's back! Get him off me! Help! AAAHH!! He's got my foot! Cowdjinn! AAAHH!!!"
It's his business if he wants to waste his time on lame jokes; I just wish he'd do it more quietly.