Super Hero Blues

Author: Scyess

Date: June 5, 2002

by Scyess
6-05-02
Yes, with one touch of this button, I will blow up the white house, give every human on Earth permanent static cling, and renew Friends for another season!
***~~BOOM!~~***
Not even my arch-rival, Launches Fish out of a Cannon Man, can stop me now! Wait... What! Oh, no!!
YYEEEEAAAAA!!!!
In other news, Launches Fish out of a Cannon Man saved the world this week. But here's a message from the world to LFooaC Man... DOLPHINS ARE NOT FISH!!!
Christ, one little trivia error and the whole world lines up to drive it up your ass with a jackhammer.