Fuck the French V

Author: Scyess

Date: June 7, 2002

by Scyess
6-07-02
Fortune Telling Special! You Don't Pay Unless the Fortune is True!
Tell my fortune, Monsieur Fortune Teller.
Oooommmm... the cards say that you are a pretentious French git.
Fortune Telling Special! You Don't Pay Unless the Fortune is True!
What? You stuupid American! Your entire country is uncultred and fiilthy! You speak ugly Engliish but don't know beautiful Fraanch.
Fortune Telling Special! You Don't Pay Unless the Fortune is True!
You don't appreciate true culture, like 4 hour televised debates on wine! Or the art of sipping coffee_and_smoking cigarettes at a cafe looking arty and introspective!
That will be $5.