The Correct Choice

Author: Scyess

Date: June 9, 2002

by Scyess
6-09-02
Let's see... there's the all-golf network, the religion channel, 24-hour squash watch channel, the OTHER religion network...
There's that channel that plays old sit-coms from the 70's, the one that replays all of Jerry Lewis' telethons, the spackle network, the pre-adolecent children's channel...
Don't forget the channel that plays nothing but shows about airplanes. Or the one that plays nothing but shows with black people. Or the one that plays nothing but informercials.
Or the one where you can buy cheap crap that they couldn't sell in stores. OR we could cancel our cable, save $50 a month, and stare at a blank wall all evening.
Pass the popcorn.
Shh... this is the good part.