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| Let's see... there's the all-golf network, the religion channel, 24-hour squash watch channel, the OTHER religion network... | |
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| There's that channel that plays old sit-coms from the 70's, the one that replays all of Jerry Lewis' telethons, the spackle network, the pre-adolecent children's channel... | |
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| Don't forget the channel that plays nothing but shows about airplanes. Or the one that plays nothing but shows with black people. Or the one that plays nothing but informercials. | |
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| Or the one where you can buy cheap crap that they couldn't sell in stores. OR we could cancel our cable, save $50 a month, and stare at a blank wall all evening. | |
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| Shh... this is the good part. | |
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