Fuck the French V|

Author: Scyess

Date: June 9, 2002

by Scyess
6-09-02
Contestant #1: How would you describe your perfect date with me?
I am Fraanch. I would piick you up 30 minutes late, take you to a dark cafe, and explain why French culture is better than your stuupid American "culture."
Contestant #2: How would you describe your perfect date with me?
I'm a dragon. I would pretty much just flame-broil you and eat you.
Pick me up at 6:30.
I'm so glad I got on the same show as the French guy.