This One Even Offends Me

Author: Scyess

Date: June 11, 2002

by Scyess
6-11-02
WWAAHHHHHH!
What's the matter, little girl?
Andrea Smallby said I had a mouth like a guppy!
Why that ain't true! You have a right pretty mouth. Why, you could do all sorts of things with a lovely mouth like that...
Thanks, mister, but they already warned us in school about the comforting-flatterer approach to pedophilic child abduction. Maybe you should try some of the younger kids.
Tried. Big Jim's horsey don't fit in them smaller stables, if ya get me.